When I 1st saw this shirt I was suffering in darkness with a noted lack of hot pink in my wardrobe. My wife called me a dirty hillbilly, my kids regularly beat me in pickup basketball, my coworkers stole my red Swingline stapler. But as soon as I tried it on all that changed. This shirt is made from the most opulent threads known to man, with the hottest of hot pink signage. My wife flung herself into my cotton-clad arms, I relentlessly fouled the children with elbows on the basketball court, and I fired all my coworkers because gosh darn it, I own the business and nobody puts baby's Swingline in the corner. I'm a new man!
Btw we're now expecting triplets in 9 months. Thanks Arc + Iron!
